it’s better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.
when other parents may have said, ‘it’s better than nothing’ or, ‘be grateful for what you get’, mine would tell me, ‘it’s better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.’
we got this.
(via lovehunt)
TICKETS TO MORRISSEY
please help me lift heavy things and transport them elsewhere this weekend?
I can repay you in LOVE? UNDERCUTS? HAIKU?
THIS WILL IMPROVE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE.
SILLY FOX MORRISSEY-THEMED WRISTWEAR GIVEAWAY!
after the unexpected popularity of my Unhappy Birthday party passé parcel, I’ve spent the evening making NEW awkardly-Morrisey-themed smutbeads. and I’m sharing them with YOU.
to claim one of your very own … ASK ME, I WON’T SAY NO. HOW COULD I?
bracelets are limited, and come in five different phrases (as pictured): ‘VULGAR’, ‘STILL ILL’, ‘ASK ME’, ‘LET ME’ and, ‘QUARRY’. each posts with a ABSOLUTELY SPECIAL card upon which a floating paper Morrissey head announces the word, in CAPITAL LETTERS! (askbox or email. make sure to provide a postal address or an exchange location in my area. and a sneaky reblog never hurts.)
ON YOU,
I LOVE YOU.
